Ms. Vaudeville's definitions

breezie

A breezie is an unintelligent female, commonly blonde and caucasian, fond of:
-applying way too much makeup
-sweatpants with adjectives written across the butt
-chewing gum
-ending sentences which are not questions with rising inflections
-volkswagon jettas
-giving oral sex to bros
-cosmopolitans and/or cheap beer
-louis vitton purses

Breezies can be found most frequently at hiphop dance clubs, the mall, Starbucks, and in the backseats of Volkswagon Jettas.

At first, I thought that girl he went out with might actually be pretty cool, but it turned out she was a total breezie.

by Ms. Vaudeville February 3, 2005