Cheto

Used to refer to someone as senseless, possibly primitive even. Not necessarily despective, could be simply to suggest that someone is behaving silly and uncivilized.

It’s basically the type of guy who is on some lame beach on spring break and leaves a bottle laying in the sand unattended.

The term makes reference to an uncircumcised dick. One that looks like a cheto flamin’ hot, or pretty much any kind of cheeto.

It’s generally used to imply the type of person you don’t want to leave in your house without implementing severe restrictions.
I let the guy sleep over and slipped and bumped my head as soon as I went into the bathroom, he’d taken a shower and left the entire floor wet.

He’s always like that, that guy’s a cheto.

That and the other day we’re playing videogames and he starts whiffing on some girl’s panties all of a sudden.

And?

I ask if I can give it a whiff and he says they belong to his girlfriend but says it’s ok.

Then?

Then my sister comes in asking who’s the one that’s been going through her drawer.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 01, 2023
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Kaiser

Someone really good in football, specially for his age.
How did that kid get that shot in the top corner?

He’s the kaiser.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 08, 2024
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Tree Trunk

Someone who is particularly sluggish at soccer. He might have the physique for it but there is something inconsistent about his capacity to sprint or even jog with the ball without reaching a full stop.

The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.
If it weren’t for Bofo Bautista we would’ve definitely beat Argentina at the world cup. It’s probably the worst substitution in the competition’s history, the guy doesn’t even understand the way the numbers on the back of the shirt are supposed to work plus he’s a tree trunk. See if this manager doesn’t get fired straight away.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 18, 2023
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