Kaiser

Someone really good in football, specially for his age.
How did that kid get that shot in the top corner?

He’s the kaiser.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 08, 2024
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Envergado

In Mexican: Dickified. Mercilessly persistent, someone who is stupified or obsessed.

It’s mostly attributed to the type of person who is playing a single player videogame without passing the controller for more than a while after he said he would with the entire room just sitting there in silence, but it can also be attributed to the type of person who doesn’t give up in a completely one sided relationship.

More than anything it’s about the type of mindset someone can transform themselves into when they’re in some sort of tunnel vision they can’t seem to get out of. They can’t possibly seem to see their first person perspective from a third person perspective, nothing will turn their subjective outlook into an objective one or reasonable doubt even.

At some points, when it’s not used in a merely exaggerated manner, it describes someone who is imposing their subjective experience over someone elses and claiming it’s their objective experience as well if that makes any sense, by force even in some instances.

When used under the context of a personal relationship, it doesn’t necessarily indicate unrequited love, it could also suggest something like someone who is trying way too hard, or sometimes it can be used deliberately to suggest to a friend that he doesn’t have to pamper his loved one that much.

In a sense, being envergado is not giving up on what you believe in, but being too prideful and/or careless about the damage it’s creating or could create or both.
Yo, tell the envergado to come out of the room.

Is he still playing the videogame all by himself?

Yeah.

He’s been seeing that girl again.

The one he called a hundred times with no answer?

Yeah, he’s picking her up twice a day every day now for a week to take her anywhere she wants and do anything she asks.

Someone needs to talk to him, seriously…
by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 28, 2024
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Tree Trunk

Someone who is particularly sluggish at soccer. He might have the physique for it but there is something inconsistent about his capacity to sprint or even jog with the ball without reaching a full stop.

The reference to a log or a tree trunk comes from the spanish translation “tronco”, which implies his motionlessness.
If it weren’t for Bofo Bautista we would’ve definitely beat Argentina at the world cup. It’s probably the worst substitution in the competition’s history, the guy doesn’t even understand the way the numbers on the back of the shirt are supposed to work plus he’s a tree trunk. See if this manager doesn’t get fired straight away.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 18, 2023
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