I’m not in the mood to go out today.
*she gets down on her knees*
A Russian isn’t going to change that!
Are you sure?
…
*she gets down on her knees*
A Russian isn’t going to change that!
Are you sure?
…
by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 03, 2023
It’s supposed to mean dick on the surface level, but it actually means “truth”.
It’s usually prefaced with “Al” which translates to “to the” from Spanish.
It’s used informally to get someone to basically swear something.
It could be interpreted to be betting your penis on it as opposed to a common Mexican saying which is to swear on your mom.
It’s usually prefaced with “Al” which translates to “to the” from Spanish.
It’s used informally to get someone to basically swear something.
It could be interpreted to be betting your penis on it as opposed to a common Mexican saying which is to swear on your mom.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 04, 2023
Someone who has absolutely zero sense of style. The type of person who has no awareness over how they are perceived and are usually stiff necks, not just physically but in a way in which they might take something very mundane and harmless very frantically.
Not just used for Americans, it stretches beyond one demographic in particular but it’s usually attributed to caucasian males somewhere around middle age who wear shorts and maybe a polo shirt.
Not just used for Americans, it stretches beyond one demographic in particular but it’s usually attributed to caucasian males somewhere around middle age who wear shorts and maybe a polo shirt.
It’s spring break and this guy just set up a whole picnic right outside the tiny space I have outside my apartment on the beach.
Don’t tell him anything, he’s probably a gringo.
Don’t tell him anything, he’s probably a gringo.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 12, 2023
Means a lot of things other than the surface level which simply implies calling someone a fag or a cunt.
1.- Dude (among friends)
2.- Coward, pussy, sissy, etc.
3.- Unwilling, nonparticipative, negligent, etc.
4.- Passive demeanor to a hostile situation
5.- Someone quick to respond in an erratic manner due to a perceived threat or just being scared of something in general
6.- Someone who isn’t upfront
7.- Someone who doesn’t put their money where their mouth is
8.- Someone who is always on to you
9.- Someone who is a nuisance
10.- An NPC
1.- Dude (among friends)
2.- Coward, pussy, sissy, etc.
3.- Unwilling, nonparticipative, negligent, etc.
4.- Passive demeanor to a hostile situation
5.- Someone quick to respond in an erratic manner due to a perceived threat or just being scared of something in general
6.- Someone who isn’t upfront
7.- Someone who doesn’t put their money where their mouth is
8.- Someone who is always on to you
9.- Someone who is a nuisance
10.- An NPC
Dile a ese puto que no este mamando.
Literal English: Tell that faggot not to be sucking.
Actual thing: Tell that fucker to fuck off.
Literal English: Tell that faggot not to be sucking.
Actual thing: Tell that fucker to fuck off.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 28, 2023
Mexican slang.
The literal meaning is something like ass, but the actual meanings vary:
1. Meanie
2. Dickhead
3. Asshole
The literal meaning is something like ass, but the actual meanings vary:
1. Meanie
2. Dickhead
3. Asshole
Don’t call the opposition goalkeeper puto outside of Mexico, they might take the connotation as homophobic.
What should I call him instead?
Culero.
But everyone is calling him puto, the entire stadium.
Yes, but don’t be culero.
What should I call him instead?
Culero.
But everyone is calling him puto, the entire stadium.
Yes, but don’t be culero.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 31, 2024
To become a couch potato until further notice.
Usually given as an order/instruction by a parent, authority figure or even a personal companion who is asking you to stay put for an indefinite amount of time.
Usually given as an order/instruction by a parent, authority figure or even a personal companion who is asking you to stay put for an indefinite amount of time.
I went to pick up frozen yogurt and bumped into her and the kids and they tagged along and I had to take them a bunch of places.
Why didn’t you tell them to squash themselves?
Why didn’t you tell them to squash themselves?
by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 22, 2023
Mexican slang.
In a literal sense it means they could hold a duel or could easily have a one on one gentleman’s fist fight.
What it actually means is that two things are equal in measure to such a point that they might need to resort to drastic measures in order to change one’s perception.
In a literal sense it means they could hold a duel or could easily have a one on one gentleman’s fist fight.
What it actually means is that two things are equal in measure to such a point that they might need to resort to drastic measures in order to change one’s perception.
That chick’s hot af.
Yeah but check out this one…
*pulls out phone and shows a picture*
Se dan un tiro.
Yeah but check out this one…
*pulls out phone and shows a picture*
Se dan un tiro.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 12, 2024