Absolute spud. Doesn't know how to string a sentence together, but knows every Thomas the Tank Engine character off by heart and can skull beers like a boss. Looked up to by everybody around him and a better rapper than Eminem but doesn't know how to use a butter knife. Once beat Mike Tyson in a boxing match with a pair of chopsticks. Absolute legend.
by Mr_Spud48 April 29, 2021