Neckitis

Neckitis is a serious case of whip lash from providing blow jobs
“Gee Alexis, how did you contract a case of neckitis?” I injured myself sucking cock all weekend!
by MrAmos March 18, 2020
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Prolardity

Prolardity is the propensity to collect weight due to ones immense calorific intake. It sits comfortably alongside other issues such as morbid obesity. Prolard is the addiction to consuming a high-fat content diet high in lard.
"Matts on a mission to see his Jesus. This prolardity lifestyle is gonna bring him nothing but trouble" said Margo
by MrAmos January 09, 2022
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