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on-ramp hero

Driver who, when entering the freeway, attempts to pass every car possible via the on-ramp before merging as the on-ramp ends (despite having numerous opportunities to merge safely prior). Of course, if oneself is doing it you're an on-ramp hero. If someone else is doing it, they're simply an asshole.
Passenger in my car: "Dude! On-ramp hero. You can pass a least six more cars."

Some jerk trying to play on-ramp hero nearly caused a wreck on my way to work.
by Mr70Homers April 28, 2022
mugGet the on-ramp heromug.

Smoozy

Mushy, smushy, slimy, gooey.
Damn! I had to clean up dog poop in my yard, and it was all smoozy. What's that dog eating?
by Mr70Homers April 22, 2023
mugGet the Smoozymug.

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