smedic

When said aloud, it sounds like you're saying "suck my dick" very quickly.

Friend: "Why don't you shut up?"
Me: "Yeah? Smedic."

by Mr70Homers October 10, 2021

Lane Jockey

A driver who weaves in and out of traffic, with frequent lane changes, in the hopes of reaching their destination 2-3 minutes faster than those behind them. They usually fail to use their turn indicators. Same type of driver who pulls the on-ramp hero maneuver.

Did you see that f*cking lane jockey? He nearly caused a wreck!

by Mr70Homers August 18, 2022