Definitions by Mr.Neverdie

Prookles 

Prū - kull
Singular (basically impossible) Prookle
Wordplay combination of prongs + nookles (noodle tentacles)

Similar to spikes but harmless

Often made of soft plastic or silicone/rubber

Seen on some head massagers and those fuzzy balls you get at arcades.

A dog's caption to head massagers:

"Wtf??? So many prookles"

Prookles by Mr.Neverdie May 30, 2019

Pit Shits 

When you put on too much deodorant and clumps of it get stuck in your pit hair.

YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWW!!!!!!!
Oh sorry, I just pulled out some pit shits.

Pit Shits by Mr.Neverdie December 23, 2017

Big Muthafuck 

When you see something so damn huge, it's all you can think to say

Guy 1: Man, why can't we ever kill the tank

Guy 2: DUDE, he's one big muthafuck

Big Muthafuck by Mr.Neverdie May 24, 2016