2 definitions by Mr. Wonderfull
A complete piece of shit that throws everyone who could be a potential challenge to his power under the bus, making them look bad and making himself look good. Constantly berates everyone around him and has a bad temper. Sometimes has pedophile-like tendencies. Also enjoys blumpkins that involve receiving a blowjob in a public bathroom. Somehow thinks he's attractive, yet dresses like a 12 year old fat kid that eats way too much pizza.
by Mr. Wonderfull September 5, 2018
The Dumbest person on the face of the earth. A Hammer gets in people's ways and annoys them while they are trying to work, and, while he is supposed to be working, stands around and acts stupid. If you have someone at your workplace who follows you for the sake of following you, has his hands in his pockets, drills holes in the wrong places, or drops your flashlight and breaks the bulb, and you are on a construction site, it is likely that you are working with a Hammer. If you are a Hammer, you may as well make a career out of stocking shelves at Walmart or being a dishwasher at Denny's.
by Mr. Wonderfull September 7, 2018