Definitions by Mr. Wizard

scissor shafted 

When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort

While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.

scissor shafted by mr. wizard November 28, 2013

cracktober 

Cracktober is an annual music fest featuring bands such as, Skarp and Leftover Crack

Cracktober is at the hawthorne theatre on holloween

cracktober by Mr. Wizard October 28, 2006