Definitions by Mr. Winter

Myspace 

The ghost town of the internet, once the largest social media site , now completely destroyed by websites like Facebook and Twitter. It is becoming forgotten quickly, almost as quickly as all of the crimes Justin Bieber has committed.

Oh my God, girl, you are so much fun. You should totally add me on Facebook.

Facebook? I have a Myspace account.

Myspace? Wtf is a myspace?

Myspace by Mr. Winter October 1, 2014

Self-Nooner 

Unable to find a partner, you retire to the bathroom to pleasure yourself on your lunch hour.

The chick from accounting rejected me so I retired to the bathroom for a self-nooner!

Self-Nooner by Mr. Winter February 2, 2007