Definitions by Mr. Teumessian

Cupcake

A highly aggressive Pit Bull, usually used in context of small children.

"Cupcake has been getting awfully close to that group of preschoolers"

Cupcake by Mr. Teumessian May 12, 2023

Porcelain Punisher

A person who makes a large mess in the toilet, usually after eating specific foods.

"After I ate at Taco Bell, I knew I was going to be a porcelain punisher"

"This is the last time I let Jerry use my bathroom! He's such a porcelain punisher!"

Porcelain Punisher by Mr. Teumessian May 12, 2023

Frew Up

A childlike way of admitting you threw up.

"What brings you to the nurse's office today?"
"I frew up"

Frew Up by Mr. Teumessian May 12, 2023