Definitions by Mr. TaCow
The Kolek
An overly confident gentleman of a pale complexion (possible albino Armenian) lures women from the local tavern into a leased warehouse. Only a single folding chair (circa 1994 with mild rust) sits alone in the assumed middle of the room. The man whispers something soft and inaudible that sounds eerily like an orangutans orgasm and then begins his mating dance.
The dance itself is romantic, erotic, and somber as he gently prances around his prey slowly masturbating to completion. A single tear journeys down his cheek as his seed spills on the floor. His work is done.
Soft applause is heard in the dark crevices of the warehouse corners.
The dance itself is romantic, erotic, and somber as he gently prances around his prey slowly masturbating to completion. A single tear journeys down his cheek as his seed spills on the floor. His work is done.
Soft applause is heard in the dark crevices of the warehouse corners.
The Casey Powell
While wearing yellow women's panties a man (generally of Armenia decent) will jerk off onto his sleeping female companion while constantly making eye contact with his dog to establish dominance. Upon ejaculation he must yell "Lazer beats Clamp"
The Casey Powell by Mr. TaCow May 24, 2018