Definitions by Mr. Snowy

white lightning 

Moon Shine, very high in proof, almost always over 150 and more around 200 proof, and if drank straight can some times burn chemically. White lightning if not made properly can cause blindness and in some causes death due to impurities in the making. It is legal to make white lightning, but is illegal to sell, the amount of white lightning a person can makes varies from place to place, but you still cant sell it.

THIS is the best white lightning ive ever had.....IM BLIND!!!

white lightning by Mr. Snowy December 20, 2006

bernie mac 

To take a shit, which is big, brown, and funny sounding.

Brb, i gotta go drop a bernie mac.

bernie mac by Mr. Snowy April 13, 2006