Definitions by Mr. Slimm’s Cane

Arianna-ing

The act of apologizing for something when there’s no need to apologize for it; usually done after hitting inanimate objects

*hits table*

Arianna: “Oh my God I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to hurt you.”
Josh: “Stoppppp. You’re Arianna-ing again.”

Arianna-ing by Mr. Slimm’s Cane February 20, 2019

Conshohocken 

The act of bending someone over and yelling conshohocken as they scream for help.

Jerry: Help!
Bennet: CONSHOHOCKEN!!

Conshohocken by Mr. Slimm’s Cane July 10, 2016