1 definition by Mr. Sadistik
Although typically known to be a sponge or leech. A mooch can also be a massive idiot/ irritating individual/ general ass sucking the life out of a conversation or draining the fun out of a party.
All mooches are pussies, little girls can beat them up.
A typical sign of a mooch, is disfigured toes. Hideousness of the feet is not a direct cause of moochness, but individuals with messed up toes have a higher chance of being mooches.
All mooches are pussies, little girls can beat them up.
A typical sign of a mooch, is disfigured toes. Hideousness of the feet is not a direct cause of moochness, but individuals with messed up toes have a higher chance of being mooches.
Devan is a mooch. He is the King of Mooches.
Padi: look at those toes!
Moose: ya, definately a mooch.
Devan: I AM A MOOCH.
Padi: look at those toes!
Moose: ya, definately a mooch.
Devan: I AM A MOOCH.
by Mr. Sadistik January 19, 2012