1 definition by Mr. RepublicanGuy

The sheer most useless fuckin company on planet earth. In order to be hired on swift trucking you must be retarded in any way. Down syndrome, cerebral palsy, a fuckin vegetable, you name it they'll hire.
"Oh boy he's more retarded than a Swift driver"
Acronyms:
Stevie Wonders Institute For Trucking
See What I Fucked Up Today
Two Fags In a White Semi
by Mr. RepublicanGuy February 10, 2021
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