Definitions by Mr. Perch
Telly
The doped out lady hustler skateboarder from that movie Kids. Always spreading the love... until he is spreading a virus...
Norwalk, Connecticut
The best city in Fairfield County and, depending on who you ask, possibly the best city in Connecticut.
Norwalk is what happens when you take everything people actually want in a Connecticut city and put it in one place: Long Island Sound waterfront, great restaurants, nightlife, shopping, entertainment, and easy access to New York City. It has enough going on to feel like a real city without feeling like you're trapped in one.
Compared with the rest of Connecticut, Norwalk has a pretty strong case. New Haven has Yale and some great history, but Norwalk has the waterfront, shopping, and a more relaxed coastal vibe. Hartford has its government buildings, museums, and sports, but can feel strangely quiet for a ghostly state capital. New London has its waterfront but does anyone care? And of course it has maritime history, but doesn't have the same level of activity... Danbury has plenty of lame shopping, but Norwalk has more personality and a stronger connection to the coast. Stamford is bigger and closer to New York, but Norwalk feels less corporate and more like a place where people actually enjoy spending their time.
And then there's lovely Bridgeport, which is basically Norwalk's chaotic gunshot neighbor to the east.
Norwalk isn't perfect, but that's part of the appeal. It's a city with enough character, culture, food, entertainment, and waterfront access to make it stand out in a state where many cities can feel surprisingly quiet.
Norwalk is what happens when you take everything people actually want in a Connecticut city and put it in one place: Long Island Sound waterfront, great restaurants, nightlife, shopping, entertainment, and easy access to New York City. It has enough going on to feel like a real city without feeling like you're trapped in one.
Compared with the rest of Connecticut, Norwalk has a pretty strong case. New Haven has Yale and some great history, but Norwalk has the waterfront, shopping, and a more relaxed coastal vibe. Hartford has its government buildings, museums, and sports, but can feel strangely quiet for a ghostly state capital. New London has its waterfront but does anyone care? And of course it has maritime history, but doesn't have the same level of activity... Danbury has plenty of lame shopping, but Norwalk has more personality and a stronger connection to the coast. Stamford is bigger and closer to New York, but Norwalk feels less corporate and more like a place where people actually enjoy spending their time.
And then there's lovely Bridgeport, which is basically Norwalk's chaotic gunshot neighbor to the east.
Norwalk isn't perfect, but that's part of the appeal. It's a city with enough character, culture, food, entertainment, and waterfront access to make it stand out in a state where many cities can feel surprisingly quiet.
"Where should we go this weekend?"
"Norwalk, Connecticut."
"Why Norwalk?"
"Because it's Connecticut's best city. There's actually something to do there. The rest of Connecticut is a beyond boring hell hole."
"Norwalk, Connecticut."
"Why Norwalk?"
"Because it's Connecticut's best city. There's actually something to do there. The rest of Connecticut is a beyond boring hell hole."
Norwalk, Connecticut by Mr. Perch July 22, 2026
AOC
"Dude that AOC, aka some Activist Overreaching Congress, is pushing another progressive proposal that critics say goes too FAR!"
" Bro, I know, but boomers love her!"
" Bro, I know, but boomers love her!"
Cash Is King
A phrase meaning that nothing holds more power in business than cash. When deals get shaky, when negotiations stall, when credit dries up, and when everyone talks a big game — cash is the thing that makes people bow, move, agree, or say yes.
Cash Is King by Mr. Perch November 20, 2025
Birdhouse
Where one partner lifts the other off the ground — face to face — in a way that resembles a bird finding its perch. Then they have sex and the woman seems to float/fly in that position riding up and down. Most of the force comes from the man lifting her back up to the starting position while he holds her butt cheeks.