Mr. Perch's definitions

Cash Is King

A phrase meaning that nothing holds more power in business than cash. When deals get shaky, when negotiations stall, when credit dries up, and when everyone talks a big game — cash is the thing that makes people bow, move, agree, or say yes.

“He didn’t have the best offer, but he came with the cash. They took it. Cash is king!”

by Mr. Perch November 20, 2025

Birdhouse

Where one partner lifts the other off the ground — face to face — in a way that resembles a bird finding its perch. Then they have sex and the woman seems to float/fly in that position riding up and down. Most of the force comes from the man lifting her back up to the starting position while he holds her butt cheeks.

“Bro, he’s strong! He pulled a full-on birdhouse move last night.”

by Mr. Perch November 12, 2025