Definitions by Mr. Oapostrophe

Highwake 

1. The feeling that is achieved by smoking marijuana and drinking coffee.

2. State of awareness, being both high and alert.

Jerry: Dude, that was some great weed; how're you functioning?
Bill: I downed some coffee, now I'm highwake.

Highwake by Mr. Oapostrophe August 29, 2011

SleepVo 

1. The act of sleeping through television commercials, waking only to watch the program.
2. Sleeping through television programs you dislike.

Scott: Did you see those new Super Bowl commercials?
Jim: No, I SleepVoed it.

Jack: Wanna watch the fight tonight?
Bill: My girl wants me to stay home and watch her movie, so I'm going to SleepVo until it's over.
Jack: Nice.

SleepVo by Mr. Oapostrophe August 26, 2011

bareiere 

1. A derriere that's barely there.

2. A very small butt.

3. A bony bottom.

Jon: Yo check out that bareiere!
Bill: Where?
Jon: Right there!
Bill: Oh, it was so small I didn't see it...

bareiere by Mr. Oapostrophe August 15, 2011