Mr. Mize's definitions

Reinhardt

When a man chooses sausage over his girlfriend.

“That gentleman pulled a Reinhardt at the county fair last night.”

“I’d break up with him.”

by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021

Hamburger Salad

When someone’s anus is prolapsing, resembling raw hamburger meat.

“I have to see the doctor. I have hamburger salad.”

by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021

Ruby Red Squirt

When a woman is squirting and prolapsing simultaneously.

“Damn! That girl really knows how to pull off a Ruby Red Squirt!”

by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021