Definitions by Mr. Mize

Reinhardt

When a man chooses sausage over his girlfriend.

“That gentleman pulled a Reinhardt at the county fair last night.”

“I’d break up with him.”

Reinhardt by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021

Hamburger Salad 

When someone’s anus is prolapsing, resembling raw hamburger meat.

“I have to see the doctor. I have hamburger salad.”

Hamburger Salad by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021

Ruby Red Squirt 

When a woman is squirting and prolapsing simultaneously.

“Damn! That girl really knows how to pull off a Ruby Red Squirt!”

Ruby Red Squirt by Mr. Mize April 8, 2021