beansong

A more refined designation for the dulcet tones of flatulence.
Her beansong stays on my mind. And in my drapes! Damn girl!!!
by Mr. Marvin Pancakes III July 25, 2015
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arctic intrusion

A sexual act, in which an ice cube is inserted into one's anus at the point of climax.
I had to kick her to the curb. She kept begging for an arctic intrusion and it was just too weird.
by Mr. Marvin Pancakes III January 05, 2015
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