Definitions by Mr. Marvin Pancakes III

beansong 

A more refined designation for the dulcet tones of flatulence.

Her beansong stays on my mind. And in my drapes! Damn girl!!!

beansong by Mr. Marvin Pancakes III August 23, 2015

arctic intrusion 

A sexual act, in which an ice cube is inserted into one's anus at the point of climax.

I had to kick her to the curb. She kept begging for an arctic intrusion and it was just too weird.

arctic intrusion by Mr. Marvin Pancakes III January 4, 2015