Snickers Bar

When you anal sex your young lover and she still has a little poo. It’s stinky but feels good, so you cum anyways!
Dude, had to shower immediately after I boofed Natalie, she needs to use wet wipes! Her ass was so dirty, I ended up with a Snickers Bar!!
by Mr. Marvelous October 20, 2018
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Twilighting

When you wake up in the middle of the night with a raging, throbbing cock and pop one off real quick. No cleanup required, just relax and and go back to sleep!
“Dude, I gotta quit twilighting... my girlfriend thinks I’m cheating on her!”
by Mr. Marvelous October 20, 2018
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