2 definitions by Mr. Locative
A state a mind. A playa's worst nightmare, when his/her significant other, bitch, has found new evidence that the playa's cheating ways have escalated. A mental state several degrees higher than suspicious.
When Wanda sniffed her man's underpants and they smelled like cheap Coty perfume, she grew mospicious.
by Mr. Locative April 13, 2008
(n.)- a magical contraceptive device that prevents the spread of leprechaunism. Also, a prophylactic of the wee, or stature-challenged. See also femi-leprecondom, the female version.
Thank Jesus Gaelen wore his leprecondom when we did it last night beneath the Blarney Stone; I don't want to be carrying his homunculus for 9 months.
by Mr. Locative April 21, 2008