3 definitions by Mr. Hamster Man

apple

The last line of defense against Microsoft taking over the world.

If it wasn't for Apple, Microsoft would've already taken over.

by Mr. Hamster Man November 28, 2009

Jump

A pretty epic song by Van Halen.

Go ahead and jump!

by Mr. Hamster Man December 3, 2009

Flaming Hot Cheetos

Probably one of the, if not hottest snack foods ever created. Eating just one of these things may have you screaming for a drink. Rumor has it these are made in the depths of hell, thus their hot flavour.

I nearly passed out when I ate that whole bag of flaming hot cheetos

by Mr. Hamster Man December 2, 2009