Mr. GotJokes's definitions

DADD

Dad Attention Deficit Disorder

I can only go shopping with my daughters for so long until my DADD kicks in...

by Mr. GotJokes December 25, 2019

Creeptard

A person, non-gender specific, that is the highest form of creepy that it's "retarded" how bad their creepiness is.

Dude, did you see the way that dude freaked out on Janet just barely?! Dude just went full "Creeptard" on her!

by Mr. GotJokes April 1, 2019

Ped Rage

When you're in a crowded walking area, theme park, etc., and the slow-moving pedestrians are making you furious because you gots places to go!

Gah!! I can't believe how SLOW all these lemmings are! They're all giving me Ped RAGE!

by Mr. GotJokes July 27, 2019