Crimp Down

Descriptive of the act of having a poo
"Gimme that autosport, i'm just off to the chodbin to crimp down"
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Descriptive of having a poo, to give a toilet birth
John - "Where the hell have you been, the hookers were getting bored!"

Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"
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Chodbin

A toilet, loo, lav, bum bowl.
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