breather ring

Term used to describe the indentation created during a momentary break in a particularly long toilet birth.

"Damn it, get me some all-bran, that last choddie needed FOUR breather rings!!"
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Descriptive of having a poo, to give a toilet birth
John - "Where the hell have you been, the hookers were getting bored!"

Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"
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Chodbin

A toilet, loo, lav, bum bowl.
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