Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender's definitions

Brown Runway

the brown smudge left by faecal matter in various places, such as a chodbin, your pants, or a womans cleavage.

"OH CHRIST! Malcolms done a reverse dogan and left a brown runway all the way down!"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

Waving a brown friend off to sea

Descriptive of having a poo, to give a toilet birth

John - "Where the hell have you been, the hookers were getting bored!"

Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006

Toilet Birth

Description of disgarding of faecal matter. to dump.

Woman - "So after i've painted the living room, i'm going to arrange the...."
Man - "Hold that thought love, i'm just off to the chodbin to deliver a toilet birth"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006