Descriptive of having a poo, to give a toilet birth
John - "Where the hell have you been, the hookers were getting bored!"

Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"
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Toilet Birth

Description of disgarding of faecal matter. to dump.
Woman - "So after i've painted the living room, i'm going to arrange the...."
Man - "Hold that thought love, i'm just off to the chodbin to deliver a toilet birth"
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monkeys tail

The aftermath left after sitting too far back on a toilet seat whilst waving a brown friend off to sea
"Oh my god, i'm gonna be sick, theres a monkeys tail on that seat!"
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