Mr. Eggert's definitions

Shmoomfing

Shmoomfing(ʃmumfɪŋ)(verb) refers to the action of a canine mammal pressing its snoutular (mouth/nose) area against a Homo sapiens. It is often a superbly sweetening experience for both beings.

Your dog, Hubert Humphrey, keeps shmoomfing me!!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

Choobles

Chooble Plural.

There are several choobles.

by Mr. Eggert August 11, 2024

AAAAAAEEEEEEEUUUUUGGGHHHH!!

A sound of agony.

I wonder what will happen if I eat scissors! AAAAAAEEEEEEEUUUUUGGGHHHH!!

by Mr. Eggert August 11, 2024

Plorpusing

When a large seal takes a nap on a rock & it's body shifts down to the shape of a semicircle.

All of these Seals are Plorpusing!

by Mr. Eggert August 11, 2024

Eggert

Eggert is a noun. It is used to refer to a distinguished gentleman.

That bulldog over there is quite an Eggert!

by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

Hello

A greeting.

Hello.

by Mr. Eggert August 11, 2024

Plum

The fruit plum.

I eat plums.

by Mr. Eggert August 11, 2024