Definitions by Mr. Eggert

Hello 

A greeting.

Hello.

Hello by Mr. Eggert August 11, 2024

AAAAAAEEEEEEEUUUUUGGGHHHH!! 

A sound of agony.

I wonder what will happen if I eat scissors! AAAAAAEEEEEEEUUUUUGGGHHHH!!

AAAAAAEEEEEEEUUUUUGGGHHHH!! by Mr. Eggert August 11, 2024

Choobles 

Chooble Plural.

There are several choobles.

Choobles by Mr. Eggert August 11, 2024

Plum 

The fruit plum.

I eat plums.

Plum by Mr. Eggert August 11, 2024

Plorpusing 

When a large seal takes a nap on a rock & it's body shifts down to the shape of a semicircle.

All of these Seals are Plorpusing!

Plorpusing by Mr. Eggert August 11, 2024

When an Elephant Befriends a Human 

When an Elephant befriends a human refers to the rare occasion in which an Elephant befriends a Homo sapiens, often doing actions with each other such as ordering Domino's, going to theme parks, and playing tic-tac-toe.

Nothing occurs less than when an Elephant befriends a human!

When an Elephant Befriends a Human by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024

Snort muffin

Snort muffin refers to a Canis lupus familiaris (doggo) with a short snout that is flat on the front, resembling a muffin. They tend to snort a frequent portion of the time due to nostril blockages.

Bulldogs, Pugs, Pekingeses, Boxers, etc. are all snort muffins!!

Snort muffin by Mr. Eggert July 28, 2024