Definitions by Mr. Defn

speeching

When someone has to turn every conversation into a "I told you so" speech. Never can they just have a casual talk. They make everything seem as though they're still in the high-school debate club.

"I asked you when it's gonna rain, not how our environment is being ruined by pollution."

speeching by Mr. Defn May 19, 2004

Tanning odour 

The way you smell after laying in a tanning bed that hasn't been cleaned. Essentially, you smell like the BO of every person who used the bed before you! Good reason to clean out the tanning bed before using it.

What the? I had a shower this morning, but now I have this funny smell. Oh my God! I forgot to clean out the tanning bed. I smell like that big fat guy. Ewww.

Tanning odour by Mr. Defn May 19, 2004