Definitions by Mr. Bargdill

dorkeyness

A relative measurement of how much of a dork somebody is. Someone with alot of dorkeyness may tend to be silly, laughable, cute or funny in either an interesting or strange way.

Oh my gosh, Veronica, your dorkeyness is through the roof!

dorkeyness by Mr. Bargdill August 25, 2006

Dorkface 

A term that can be used as a name for a (best friend/ significant other)to describe thier overall dorkeyness.

Veronica, how can it be that you are such a dorkface?

Dorkface by Mr. Bargdill August 24, 2006