Mr. Alan's definitions

Rory Gallagher

Undoubtedly the greatest guitarist to ever have graced the face of Gods green earth.
Jimi Hendrix informed the world of this during a concert at Hyde Park, England.
Rory Gallagher was born in Rock Hospital, Donegal, Ireland and christened in Rock Church, Donegal.
The composer and performer of such great songs as "Out On The Western Plain", "The Mississippi Sheiks", "Lonely Mile", "Wheels Within Wheels", "Tattoo'd Lady", "Calling Card", "Big Guns", "Slumming Angel" and "Double Vision", etc.
This rock and roll GOD/LEGEND/SUPERSTAR/GENIUS(Etc.) must be checked out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The greatest Guitarist ever!
The greatest Irishman ever!
The man is a Legend!
Rory Gallagher reeks of awesomeness!!!

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

willie vomit

Commonly referred to cum, sperm or man goo

I pulled out just in time and sprayed my willie vomit all over her beautiful young face.

or

I woke up this morning covered in willie vomit.

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

hobnobbing

To hobnob means to chat and share a laugh and a drink in the presence of other people at a function or party.

I do love hobnobbing at all those various hobnob do's that I do go too.

Or

Quit yo hobnobbing beeatch before I bitchslap you round the face!!

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006

his nudeness

a male who is particularly good at being nude, possibly nude very often, usually occurring at parties, while having sex, walking the dog, etc. This male may be refered to as his nudeness, or his nudeness sir.

I saw his nudeness earlier today, he was nude.

Or

Hello his nudeness sir, how are you today?

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006