I believe I just stepped on a large, squooscious strawberry.
Refrigerate that sandwich before it becomes squooscious!
The hotel lobby needed major renovations, with its peeling wallpaper, musty carpet, and squooscious velvet upholstery.
Refrigerate that sandwich before it becomes squooscious!
The hotel lobby needed major renovations, with its peeling wallpaper, musty carpet, and squooscious velvet upholstery.
by Mr. 511 January 28, 2021
Get the Squoosciousmug. Guest: “That’s a nice leather couch! Vintage 1990s. Where did you buy it?”
Host: “I know! Didn’t buy it, though; it was a threwber”.
“FYI, I’m moving out of my apartment next week, and I’m going to leave some sweet threwbers”.
“I subsist upon threwbers, because it’s cheaper that way”.
Host: “I know! Didn’t buy it, though; it was a threwber”.
“FYI, I’m moving out of my apartment next week, and I’m going to leave some sweet threwbers”.
“I subsist upon threwbers, because it’s cheaper that way”.
by Mr. 511 March 29, 2021
Get the threwbermug.