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Definitions by Mr. 511

threwber 

A salvageable, useful, or edible discarded item.
Guest: “That’s a nice leather couch! Vintage 1990s. Where did you buy it?”
Host: “I know! Didn’t buy it, though; it was a threwber”.

“FYI, I’m moving out of my apartment next week, and I’m going to leave some sweet threwbers”.

“I subsist upon threwbers, because it’s cheaper that way”.
threwber by Mr. 511 March 29, 2021

Squooscious 

Rotten to the point of juiciness; richly disgusting. Figuratively, tawdry, gaudy, or tacky.
I believe I just stepped on a large, squooscious strawberry.

Refrigerate that sandwich before it becomes squooscious!

The hotel lobby needed major renovations, with its peeling wallpaper, musty carpet, and squooscious velvet upholstery.
Squooscious by Mr. 511 January 28, 2021