Mr special 's definitions
A scientific method to find what you've lost, typically at home but not always, after a black out drunk. To recreate the probable motions you went through last night when you fell cause you were so wasted.
Dude: I was so drunk last night I don't remember coming home and then this morning I can't find my wallet.
Dudette: Well all the broken shit in your living room cries out for a forensic kinesiology solution for the missing wallet.
Dudette: Well all the broken shit in your living room cries out for a forensic kinesiology solution for the missing wallet.
by Mr Special August 27, 2018
Get the forensic kinesiologymug. by Mr Special July 8, 2019
Get the sir realmug. "Dude you've made bank. Why are you still working?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"
"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"
"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"
"Right? What am I doing here?"
"Hey your wife is passed away. Why do you still live here? Hit the road!"
"Yeah, what am I doing here.?"
"How many times are you gonna let him treat you like that?"
"I know. What am I doing here?"
by Mr Special October 20, 2019
Get the What am I doing here?mug. A euphemism for letting the sun and air back into your life. To decide to move forward with a positive attitude.
"Wow you're looking better today."
"I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows."
"Let's go out tonight."
"Really?"
"You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."
"I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows."
"Let's go out tonight."
"Really?"
"You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."
by Mr Special August 18, 2019
Get the open all the windowsmug. "Are you finished jacking off?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."
"How's dinner coming?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."
"I'm down to the short strokes."
"How's dinner coming?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."
by Mr Special August 18, 2019
Get the Short strokesmug. "Do you see the girl I just met over there? What do you think? Bitchorslut?"
"That bitch? Based on my experience she'll probably sleep with you."
How was your date? Slutorbitch?"
"Slut."
"That bitch!"
"That bitch? Based on my experience she'll probably sleep with you."
How was your date? Slutorbitch?"
"Slut."
"That bitch!"
by Mr Special July 8, 2019
Get the bitchorslutmug. by Mr Special September 10, 2021
Get the soccermomswholiketotakeituptheassmug.