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POPWRECK

A popular person in the music, movie, or TV industry who has it all but whose life has gone to shit. Usually not one odd scenario, but manages repeated odd behaviors. Also popwrecks tend to be well known by the law and paparazzi.
"Owen Wilson is the latest popwreck to go over the cliff."

"The popwreck, ho-lebrity trio of Britney, Lindsy, and Paris are making news again."

"Thank god Robert Downey Jr is no longer such a popwreck."
by Mr Wolf September 6, 2007
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RED LIGHT TEXTING

Someone who doesn't text while driving, but does only while stopped at a red light. Figures this is the safest way to text "while driving."
Kirstyn is always red light texting. Never on the move, only while stopped. Her parents are greatly relieved.

After a close call in traffic, Pansy stopped texting and became a red light texter.
by MR WOLF January 27, 2010
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DUDE BENCH

The set of chairs or bench at the front of a store. This is where men who are with their women can sit to avoid as much of shoping experience as possible. The dudes will wait there until picked up on the womans way out of the store.
"Honey, I'll wait for you here at the dude bench."

Wolf went to the outlet mall with his SO (significant other), but spent most of the time on a dude bench watching other female shoppers.

"Sweetie, I'm tired so I'm take a rest on the dude bench."
by MR WOLF October 23, 2007
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