Pootash

when you have a crap and you get bits of poo stuck to the hairs on your arse

"aah, i had a really run shit this morning and my pootash has been saw all day- i can't stop picking it!"

by Mr Whippy January 09, 2004

Blame Fool

Someone who commits a foolish act on purpose for reasons of comedy or simple error.

Look at Mark pissing in the middle of the road- what a blame fool

by Mr Whippy February 03, 2004

Plum Fool

This is someone who acts like a complete fool, and doesn't realise how foolish they are

"Tom and Aide are plum fools

by Mr Whippy February 03, 2004

Whippy cake

A phat cake wich has a larg shit (usually whipped) curled onto the cake.

Would you like a whippy cake for your birthday.

by Mr whippy February 19, 2019