Mr Swipe's definitions

San Francisco Steam Train

An orgy of gay men who create a conga line and fuck each other from behind simultaneously. An anal chain gang, popularized in San Francisco.

Girlfriend, my ass is still hurting from the awesome San Francisco Steam Train we had last night.

by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007

Trollfare

When trolls on internet messageboards and forums wage warfare against each other, and usually involves increase of aggression from the "war of words" between forum members, to full-scale guerilla-troll tactics, waged until one troll accepts defeat and deletes their account, usually to reincarnate under another user name. Trollfare between groups, forums and messageboards, requires a degree of planning and application of trolling strategy to be conducted effectively in reaching their assumed objectives and goals.

OMG, the trolls on makeupalley have reincarnated and gone head to head on beautybash and waged guerilla-tactic trollfare. Watch out GF, it's allout trollfare!! May the best troll win.

by Mr Swipe December 21, 2008

Ferratio

The Asian pronunciation of Fellatio, meaning to perform oral sex on a man's penis, otherwise known in slang as a Blowjob.

Dude, I was walking in Patpong road and this Thai prostitute came up to me and said "Herro GI, want me to give you ferratio? Me ruv you rong time, One do$$ah sucky sucky!".

by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007

Fuglius Majora

Someone who's so fugly it's like a terminal illness, there's no hope for them.

OMFG, some of the women on makeupalley.com suffer from serious Fuglius Majora, lulz. We need to send them ((((hugs)))) and prayers.

by Mr Swipe September 16, 2007

krutt

A krutt is a krusty butt. A male or female who had anal sex but didn't wash afterwards, leaving a krust of sperm and feces in the anal area.

I was going to have anal sex with George Michael until I realised he still had a Krutt from his last sexual encounter.

by Mr Swipe August 17, 2007

krabia

A krust of smegma located in the inner labial region of female genitalia. Odor similar to gorgonzola cheese, can be white or yellow in appearance, and has krusty edges. Usually occurs in women with very big labia, or those who don't wash their genitals thoroughly. Similar to a Kritoris but located in the inner labia area.

I was going to perofrm cunninglingus on my new girlfriend until I realised her vagina smelled of aged cheese and she had bad crumbly Krabia. I ran away as fast as I could.

by Mr Swipe August 17, 2007

critoris

The Asian pronunciation of the word Clitoris, where an "R" is substituted for an "L".

Dude, I was travelling in Thailand and this Asian guy came up to me and said: "Herro pretty rady, can I perform cunniringus on your Critoris?"

by Mr Swipe August 19, 2007