The girl whose birthday is being celebrated for the month leading up to her birthday. Everyday she receives something in the mail for her birthday. From postcards to sealed cards to wrapped packages.
"What's with the cool stuff you're getting in the mail?"
"I'm the birthday month girl."
"What's her deal?"
"She's the birthday month girl."
"Oh. So she's special."
"There's no talking to her."
"I'm the birthday month girl."
"What's her deal?"
"She's the birthday month girl."
"Oh. So she's special."
"There's no talking to her."
by Mr Special November 02, 2018

'Dude you hook up with that girl last night? You spent bank. She was all over you. Was she a bitchorslut?"
"She let me buy her drinks."
"Bitch."
"She let me buy her drinks."
"Bitch."
by Mr Special July 08, 2019

What you can say no matter how akward or compromising your present situation. A go to stalling statement.
Her: "Why is your fly open?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Wtf are you doing talking with her?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Are you too drunk to fuck?"
You: "What are we doing?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Wtf are you doing talking with her?"
You: "What are we doing?"
Her: "Are you too drunk to fuck?"
You: "What are we doing?"
by Mr Special September 10, 2018

"Dude! Did you see her skate to the bridge railing then 1 and 1/2 pike into the lake?"
"Yeah! I was like WTFG!"
"She sent me the most awesome pictures and I sent her back WTFG!"
"Yeah! I was like WTFG!"
"She sent me the most awesome pictures and I sent her back WTFG!"
by Mr Special September 29, 2021

The girl you know you want above all others but will never have. You love her so much you just want the best for her
Great to see you again! Glad you're so successful. Listen, there's this girl I know I'd like you to meet."
by Mr Special April 22, 2020

Adi's are creative, caring, daring and darling. Adi's have high standards for both themselves and the people they call friends. Adi's do not suffer fools or mean people. Adi's will stand up for you, stand behind you and are down with you. Adi's never forget and never regret.
"That girl just said the nicest thing."
"Of course. She's Adi."
"Let's bail on work and hit the beach!"
"I'm down!"
"Of course. She's Adi."
"Let's bail on work and hit the beach!"
"I'm down!"
by Mr Special August 16, 2019

When you grab her head and pound your cock in her throat without giving her a chance to catch a breath
I thought she was gonna pass out when I had her in that choke hold. Then I blew my load and she was covered in nosespum
by Mr Special August 16, 2019
