gothchickinacrownvic

A girl that refuses to submit to society's norms but expects everyone to bend to her will. Exemplified by her goth lifestyle and her driving a Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor.
"That blonde goth girl will let me buy her drinks if I stay the fuck away from her."

"Yeah she's a gothchickinacrownvic."
by Mr Special July 08, 2019
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WTFG

"Dude! Did you see her skate to the bridge railing then 1 and 1/2 pike into the lake?"
"Yeah! I was like WTFG!"

"She sent me the most awesome pictures and I sent her back WTFG!"
by Mr Special September 30, 2021
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nothing left but bad choices

When you perceive that your life is fucked up beyond redemption.
"What are you gonna do today?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"How are you gonna get your girlfriend back?"
"I got nothing left but bad choices."
"I'm sorry to hear about your spouse passing."
"Yeah and now I got nothing left but bad choices."
by Mr Special August 18, 2019
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specialperson

A person worth the extra effort.
"Your friend is a specialperson."
"I'm so lucky."
"For sure a person worth the extra effort."
by Mr Special October 18, 2020
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Betty

This woman walked up to me and I was like "Hello Betty!"
by Mr Special July 15, 2019
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NOTP

Who was last night? Have you called her?
Too early. NOTP. Strictly USPS mail for now.
Good call. No pun intended.
by Mr Special March 21, 2021
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HTG

Acronym for "Hand To God." For when you are swearing to your truthfulness. Ironically, irregardless of one's religious outlook.
"HTG, I want you before all others "
"HTG?"
"HTG!"
by Mr Special September 05, 2019
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