dick in drawer

When you pull out after fucking her on your desk then close the desk drawer on your dick

"Oh baby!"
"Arggggg!!!"
"Let's go again."
"Can't, dick in drawer!"

by Mr Special August 16, 2019

Snug bug

Genus snugus, species bugus. In the family of fine girls. A girl that loves to snuggle up to you in bed.

"So what's your new girlfriend like?"
"Total snug bug."

"Good night handsome."
"Good night snug bug."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

extra best

A girl who's a cut above. A girl that is better at everything. A girl that makes everyone better.

"That girl was so nice to me!"
"Yeah. She's extra best."
"That girl's outfit is outstanding."
"Yeah. She's extra best."
"I was talking with that girl and I feel so much better about my self."
"Yeah. She's extra best."

by Mr Special July 08, 2019

Ventura Beach

Ventura Beach, officially named San Buenaventura, was founded in 1782 by Saint Junipero Serra when he established Mission San Buenaventura, the ninth of the California missions. With a population of around 111,000 spread out over 32 square miles Ventura Beach is a coastal community in southern California 62 miles north of Los Angeles, 27 miles south of Santa Barbara and 15 miles southwest of Ojai. Ventura Beach rules. Enjoying a Mediterranean climate Ventura Beach is comfortable year round. Tons of sun and just enough cool weather. Ventura Beach residents seam to smile like all the time. And why not? Ventura Beach is surrounded on three sides by the positive energy of water in motion. To the south is the Santa Clara river, to the north is the Ventura river and to the west the vast expanse of the Pacific Ocean. Ventura Beach offers great outdoor opportunities. Patagonia clothing started and is still headquartered in Ventura Beach. That ought to tell you something. Ventura Beach is totally bitchin. Check it out. You will be stoked.

Guy 1: "Dude you live in Ventura Beach? How bitchin is that?"
Guy 2: "So badass. Everyday I wake up stoked."

Girl 1: "Wanna go lay out at Ventura Beach?"
Girl 2: "Hell yeah."

Mom: "Junior nailed it moving to Ventura Beach."
Dad: "Cocktails then dinner?"
Mom: "I'm down!"

by Mr Special March 24, 2019

RBNR

Really But Not Really

When I'm out all I think about is balling every good looking woman I see. Then I'll get to talking with them and reality sets in and I'm like RBNR

by Mr Special March 17, 2021

Betty

A female.

This woman walked up to me and I was like "Hello Betty!"

by Mr Special July 15, 2019

soccermomswholiketotakeituptheass

A gathering of milfs who are in great shape

"So what was the PTA meeting like?"
"Total soccermomswholiketotakeituptheass."

by Mr Special September 10, 2021