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A girl that refuses to submit to society's norms but expects everyone to bend to her will. Exemplified by her goth lifestyle and her driving a Ford Crown Victoria Police Interceptor.
"That blonde goth girl will let me buy her drinks if I stay the fuck away from her."
"Yeah she's a gothchickinacrownvic."
"Yeah she's a gothchickinacrownvic."
by Mr Special July 8, 2019
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Get the dick in drawer mug."Are you finished jacking off?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."
"How's dinner coming?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."
"I'm down to the short strokes."
"How's dinner coming?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."
by Mr Special August 18, 2019
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"That bitch? Based on my experience she'll probably sleep with you."
How was your date? Slutorbitch?"
"Slut."
"That bitch!"
"That bitch? Based on my experience she'll probably sleep with you."
How was your date? Slutorbitch?"
"Slut."
"That bitch!"
by Mr Special July 8, 2019
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by Mr Special September 10, 2018
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5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.
5 years: look like you drove straight from the beach, toast your dead friends, drain the bar, get laid.
10 years: own it, crush it, get blown repeatedly.
20 years: arrive late, sit down with your remaining friends who saved you a seat and ordered your favorite cocktail, get blown at the reunion and shag in the hotel.
30 years: get a room, bring color coded wrist bands and hand them out to the girls you want to blow you, tug you, bang etc.
Her: "Hi! I'm so glad you made it to our high school reunion!"
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."
You: "Where's the bar? Your ass looks great! You got a room? Here's a wrist band."
by Mr Special September 10, 2018
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