sir real

A guy who is completely spaced.
"Dude that guy is so wasted. Who is he?
"Sir Real."
by Mr Special July 08, 2019
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Color coded wrist band

Color coded wrist bands you bring to any party, concert, scene etc that you hand out to girls based on what you want from them. Like kiss, spank, cuff, tug, suck, fuck, anal, etc. That way they all know who is on board for the night.
"Hi. Can I have a kiss?"
"Sure."
"Here's a color coded wrist band. Hold that thought."

"Why don't we go up to my room and fuck?"
"Great idea. Here's a color coded wrist band. There's some girls I want you to meet.
by Mr Special November 02, 2018
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josh special

A josh special is where you send a photo with your dick, balls, arse hole, gooch and a goofy face with your legs behind your head
Mr Bolsover sent me a josh special and I nearly chunderd
by Mr special March 12, 2017
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tis

"Is your cock ready to rock?"
"Tis."
by Mr Special August 17, 2019
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The one that got away

A reference to a person that could have been the true love of your life. A reference to a person you always wonder "What if...?"
"Dude! Who is that girl over there talking to your girlfriend? She is so hot!"
"The one that got away."

"Girl who's that handsome guy talking to your husband?"
"The one that got away."
by Mr Special August 18, 2019
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soannoying

A person that is better looking or nicer or creative or more anything you can think of that will not have sex with you.
"Who was that guy talking with you? He was so handsome and polite."
"Soannoying."

"Dude! That blonde goth girl? She's so hot! She made her costume! Do you know her?"
"She's soannoying."
by Mr Special July 08, 2019
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SUI

I woke up to a new soundbar, sub woofer with satellite speakers for the smart TV and a new karaoke machine. I must have left the bar then SUI
by Mr Special March 17, 2021
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