Mr Special's definitions

WTFG

Way To Fucking Go

"Dude! Did you see her skate to the bridge railing then 1 and 1/2 pike into the lake?"
"Yeah! I was like WTFG!"

"She sent me the most awesome pictures and I sent her back WTFG!"

by Mr Special September 29, 2021

soccermomswholiketotakeituptheass

A gathering of milfs who are in great shape

"So what was the PTA meeting like?"
"Total soccermomswholiketotakeituptheass."

by Mr Special September 10, 2021

speaking for itself

To ejaculate unexpectedly

I was getting so worked up then bam! My dick started speaking for itself.

by Mr Special September 10, 2021

NOTP

Nothing On The Phone

Who was last night? Have you called her?
Too early. NOTP. Strictly USPS mail for now.
Good call. No pun intended.

by Mr Special March 20, 2021

JBC

Just because.

Dude I was so trashed I wrote JBC thinking just because was three words.

That's kinda funny.
Yeah but I also ordered a JBC self inking stamp.

by Mr Special March 18, 2021

HAEUO

He always ends up obsessing

That guys cute.
Yeah but HAEUO.

You guys are made for each other. You gonna go out again?
No. Cause HAEUO.

by Mr Special March 18, 2021

RBNR

Really But Not Really

When I'm out all I think about is balling every good looking woman I see. Then I'll get to talking with them and reality sets in and I'm like RBNR

by Mr Special March 17, 2021