i will stick my penis in your eye

insult, used by a male to denote distaste or anger towards a male or female...great for shock value
Dark Raven Omega: Suck me tender
Mister Lucipher: I will stick my penis in your eye
by Mr Lucifer May 18, 2004
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suck me tender

fuck off, go to hell, give me a blowjob (usually talking to a female)
Dark Raven Omega: You suck at life
Mister Lucipher: Suck me tender bitch
by Mr Lucifer May 18, 2004
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