Definitions by Mr Joshua

Cocknose 

Origins: Avid Merion's "Bo Selecta" TV Programme.

Definition: Someone who has a cock for a nose, esp. brown-nose cocks at work.

You, my friend, are a f**king CockNose.

Cocknose by Mr Joshua October 23, 2004

Moomin-Smuggler

A person who smuggles Moomins.

John is a f**king Moomin-Smuggler

Moomin-Smuggler by Mr Joshua October 23, 2004