Mr Floral shirt's definitions

Jerk Safari

The act of Masturbating in every house or new place you go to and calling it your Jerk Safari. Photos are taken for memories.

Charlie: Yeah bro I've been on a 24 year jerk safari with no end in sight!

Stranger: Thats great man.

Charlie: Fuck oath champ!

by Mr Floral shirt June 12, 2014

Mr Pecan Peas

The name given to a someone when you forget their real name or you just feel like being different that day

George: Yeah Gday Mr Pecan Peas!

Izzy: What did you call me?

by Mr Floral shirt June 1, 2014