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Definitions by Mr Floral shirt

Jerk Safari 

The act of Masturbating in every house or new place you go to and calling it your Jerk Safari. Photos are taken for memories.
Charlie: Yeah bro I've been on a 24 year jerk safari with no end in sight!

Stranger: Thats great man.

Charlie: Fuck oath champ!
Jerk Safari by Mr Floral shirt June 12, 2014

Mr Pecan Peas 

The name given to a someone when you forget their real name or you just feel like being different that day
George: Yeah Gday Mr Pecan Peas!

Izzy: What did you call me?