2 definitions by Mr Floral shirt

Jerk Safari

The act of Masturbating in every house or new place you go to and calling it your Jerk Safari. Photos are taken for memories.

Charlie: Yeah bro I've been on a 24 year jerk safari with no end in sight!

Stranger: Thats great man.

Charlie: Fuck oath champ!

by Mr Floral shirt June 13, 2014

Mr Pecan Peas

The name given to a someone when you forget their real name or you just feel like being different that day

George: Yeah Gday Mr Pecan Peas!

Izzy: What did you call me?

by Mr Floral shirt June 1, 2014