Definitions by Mr Floral shirt
Jerk Safari
The act of Masturbating in every house or new place you go to and calling it your Jerk Safari. Photos are taken for memories.
Charlie: Yeah bro I've been on a 24 year jerk safari with no end in sight!
Stranger: Thats great man.
Charlie: Fuck oath champ!
Stranger: Thats great man.
Charlie: Fuck oath champ!
Jerk Safari by Mr Floral shirt June 12, 2014
Mr Pecan Peas
The name given to a someone when you forget their real name or you just feel like being different that day
Mr Pecan Peas by Mr Floral shirt June 1, 2014