Mr Crowley 's definitions

you're welcum

How you respond to someone when they say "thank you" for sending them random unprovoked nude selfies to which they dropped what they were doing and masterbated.

"Thank you," says Heather after she is done masterbating to Geof's random nude selfie. "You're welcum" says Geof.

by Mr Crowley August 2, 2021

cilantro bush

A mexican chica's hooch when she doesn't wax.

Geof and Heather met a Latino couple for a little taco eating session and discovered she had a cilantro bush.

by Mr Crowley June 29, 2025

Otto style

Very straight sex, so as to not to misalign your spine.

After a rough sex-related injury, Geof and Heather now practice Otto style intercourse to ensure a spine-friendly romantic experience.

by Mr Crowley June 29, 2025

Goat Donkey

The greatest ass of all time

While Geof thinks Heather's ass is fine, Jordan is the true Goat Donkey.

by Mr Crowley July 3, 2025

peanut butther

Licking your girl's butthole after eating peanut butter, leading to a "peanut butter cup" like experience on your tongue.

Geof saw Heather stretching while he was eating peanut butter so he pulled her pants down and peanut butther.

by Mr Crowley May 31, 2025