Mr Crowley 's definitions

Goat Donkey

The greatest ass of all time

While Geof thinks Heather's ass is fine, Jordan is the true Goat Donkey.

by Mr Crowley July 3, 2025

tacoutfit

The clothes you wear when heading out to eat tacos.

After hours of sex with Geof, Heather jumps up and declares, "I want tacos!" So she threw on a cute tacoutfit and they drove the Porsche to the Mexican restaurant for tacos.

by Mr Crowley October 10, 2021

oompagina

The downstairs lady parts of a female Oompa Loompa.

Geof is glad Heather does not have an oompagina even though she is short like an Oompa Loompa.

by Mr Crowley December 14, 2021

bed skydiving

When a man is on top and fucks so hard he gets airborne

Heather was surprised (and thrilled!) by how much air Geof caught as he was bed skydiving on her.

by Mr Crowley July 26, 2021

physically indulgent

Enjoying someone's body to a point where nothing else matters

Heather straddled Geof kissing him so he could be physically indulgent with her.

by Mr Crowley April 30, 2021