Mr Crowley 's definitions

peanut butther

Licking your girl's butthole after eating peanut butter, leading to a "peanut butter cup" like experience on your tongue.

Geof saw Heather stretching while he was eating peanut butter so he pulled her pants down and peanut butther.

by Mr Crowley May 31, 2025

rainsex

When you have sex on a porch or deck while it's raining.

Geof and Heather had the most amazing rainsex on her deck last night.

by Mr Crowley December 12, 2021

you're welcum

How you respond to someone when they say "thank you" for sending them random unprovoked nude selfies to which they dropped what they were doing and masterbated.

"Thank you," says Heather after she is done masterbating to Geof's random nude selfie. "You're welcum" says Geof.

by Mr Crowley August 2, 2021

breast trust fall

A twist on the classic "trust fall." A sexual position where a woman rides a man while sitting on the edge of a couch or chair. She leans back with hands out... while the only thing keeping her from falling back is him holding her weight by her breasts.

*Do not attempt this at home if you have small breasts.

Heather felt safe in Geof's hands while performing the dangerous breast trust fall.

by Mr Crowley June 18, 2022

physically indulgent

Enjoying someone's body to a point where nothing else matters

Heather straddled Geof kissing him so he could be physically indulgent with her.

by Mr Crowley April 30, 2021