Barclay's Banker

Cockney rhyming slang for someone who excessively masturbates, a wanker. Slightly better than calling someone a Gareth Hunt, at any rate.

"Get up the apple and pears, you Barclay's banker! I don't Adam and Eve it..."

by Mr Ben February 11, 2005

NOMS

Acronym for Not On My Shift. Used to pass the buck and shift blame for an incident that you are directly responsible for but do not want to admit. Care must be taken when using the word as management will think you are muttering under your breath.

"Mr Ben, did you see who attacked Mrs Webster with the fire extinguisher?"

"No, I didn't. NOMS."

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

Hadji

In soccer: to punt the ball as hard as you can towards an open and easy goal, only to find your strike sailing over the crossbar by a country mile and ending up forty-one rows behind the goal. The higher the ball goes, the louder one should exclaim.

"HADJI!" - Mr Ben, upon witnessing David Beckham's penalty against Portugal during Euro 2004.

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

file under b

To throw into a bin, to dispose of, to discard rubbish.

"Another AOL trial CD in the post."

"Oh, just file it under B."

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005