Mr Ben's definitions

McCinsey

The absolute worst form of something. The opposite of the Real McCoy - if it's the Real McCinsey, you're fucked mister!

"This pizza is total McCinsey! I want my money back, bitch!"

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

Hadji

In soccer: to punt the ball as hard as you can towards an open and easy goal, only to find your strike sailing over the crossbar by a country mile and ending up forty-one rows behind the goal. The higher the ball goes, the louder one should exclaim.

"HADJI!" - Mr Ben, upon witnessing David Beckham's penalty against Portugal during Euro 2004.

by Mr Ben February 7, 2005

file under b

To throw into a bin, to dispose of, to discard rubbish.

"Another AOL trial CD in the post."

"Oh, just file it under B."

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005

thwack

A derogatory word, implying someone intentionally masturbating someone else. The word derives from the sound of a penis being slapped.

"Thawck!" - stated by Mr Ben upon seeing his sister go to her room with her boyfriend.

by Mr Ben February 8, 2005