Mr Ben's definitions

cranium attack

Similar to a heart attack but occurs in the head. Often a short but intensely painful headache which disappears almost as quickly as it arrives. Cause unknown.

"Ah, fuck! I've just had a cranium attack!"

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

head fuck

The feeling you get when an idea or concept is beyond your understanding. Also used to describe the idea or concept that causes head-fucking.

"You know that painting by Dali with the elephant with the giraffe legs? That gives me a serious head fuck, man."

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

Barclay's Banker

Cockney rhyming slang for someone who excessively masturbates, a wanker. Slightly better than calling someone a Gareth Hunt, at any rate.

"Get up the apple and pears, you Barclay's banker! I don't Adam and Eve it..."

by Mr Ben February 11, 2005

urinialphobia

The fear of standing between two men at a public urinal.

"I think most men suffer from urinalphobia at some stage in their lives" - Dr Phil Space

by Mr Ben February 11, 2005