NOMS

Acronym for Not On My Shift. Used to pass the buck and shift blame for an incident that you are directly responsible for but do not want to admit. Care must be taken when using the word as management will think you are muttering under your breath.

"Mr Ben, did you see who attacked Mrs Webster with the fire extinguisher?"

"No, I didn't. NOMS."

by Mr Ben February 08, 2005

mid-shaft gash

A small but iritating (and extremely painful) cut halfway along one's penis.

"I can't tonight, love. I've got a mid-shaft gash."

by Mr Ben February 08, 2005

file under b

To throw into a bin, to dispose of, to discard rubbish.

"Another AOL trial CD in the post."

"Oh, just file it under B."

by Mr Ben February 08, 2005

Hadji

In soccer: to punt the ball as hard as you can towards an open and easy goal, only to find your strike sailing over the crossbar by a country mile and ending up forty-one rows behind the goal. The higher the ball goes, the louder one should exclaim.

"HADJI!" - Mr Ben, upon witnessing David Beckham's penalty against Portugal during Euro 2004.

by Mr Ben February 07, 2005