Bumgrumbler

When a person complains about diarrhoea , constipation or haemorrhoids
I am sick of John coming to work and talking about his runny bum one day and piles the next, he is such a Bumgrumbler !
by Mr B Poet August 12, 2016
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rice rape

When an asian restaurant provides what appears to be reasonable rates on the main dishes but then heavily exploits the cost of the cheapest commodity as a per head cost.
I was enjoying a beer whilst perusing the menu at my local thai restaurant. The mains were all $13-$16 dollars each and when we asked for steamed rice it was $4.50 per head. For 4 people sharing just three mains that was a fairly aggressive amount of rice rape. Afterwards, we still said thankyou!
by Mr B Poet February 09, 2018
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