Definitions by Mountain King

Hewlett 

A pest-control company that uses midgets in their commercials.

"Bugs in our house? Let's call Hewlett!" - Midget #1 (don't know their names)

Hewlett by Mountain King August 4, 2004

Fat Abbott 

South Park's attempt at spoofing Fat Albert.

"Yeah, bitch. Snatch his ass in a bear trap. Leave that nigga swingin' from a tree so high, nobody finds him for days. Glock glock, know what I'm sayin'? Dumb ass nigga pullin' shit, damn." - Fat Abbott

Fat Abbott by Mountain King July 26, 2004