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Definitions by Mother of God

He has a HUGE COCK.

Generally is very hot and has sexy blue eyes.

He is very muscular and athletic.

Is big on the outside ;), but sensitive and caring on the inside.
OMG is that a Matthew? Look at the size of his cock!

Oh you will never catch him, his dick brings all the girls to the yard. Damn right its bigger than yours!

OMG look at that guy's sexy blue eyes.

That is a Matthew, yeah they are all so sexy and muscular.
Matthew by Mother Of God November 17, 2013

douche bag 

Anyone that has ever lived in Maine, or New York, or New Jersey.
douche bag by Mother of God August 29, 2008