Love

Just a chemical reaction that compels animals to mate.

Love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to mate. I did it, your parents did it. Break the cycle, Morty. Focus on science.

by Morty c-137 January 14, 2018

Halitosis

Very bad breath

I was going to ask that girl out, but her halitosis stopped me.

by Morty c-137 December 29, 2017

hot

Something men can never be. See big shaq.

Big Shaq! Man’s not hot! Skrra!

by Morty c-137 February 15, 2018

🧐

A smarter, more intellectual version of 🤔

You: 🤔
Me, an intellectual:🧐

by Morty c-137 January 14, 2018