Morty Teeny Tiny Table Top's definitions

Power Train

When all the men running a regular train on a desirous woman wear conductor’s hats and the woman wears an electric fence collar. The men take turns running the woman back and forth across the fence line in a wheel barrel as the woman makes train whistle noises between shocks.

Honey, let’s take a trip on to pound town on the the power train! We’ll ask the neighbors to join us!

by Morty Teeny Tiny Table Top January 20, 2023

Stink Fountain

When you eat asparagus and then give your girlfriend a golden shower approximately 15-20 min later.

Hey honey, how about a nice stink fountain tonight?!

by Morty Teeny Tiny Table Top June 14, 2022

Power Train

When all the men running a train on a desirous woman wear slightly used testicular tasers while the woman wears an electric fence collar. The men take turns in running her in a wheel barrel back and forth over the fence line as they ride the train to pound town.

Honey, let’s take a trip on the power train! We’ll ask the neighbors to join us!

by Morty Teeny Tiny Table Top January 20, 2023