Definitions by Morty Pigdog

Scrappy 

Bloke that chases a bird after his mate has already been there

Scrappy seconds

Scrappy by Morty Pigdog October 29, 2021

Loys 

An unspecified volume of drugs

Man, that dude is so messy, absolute loys

Loys by Morty Pigdog October 29, 2021

Badger 

Bloke who proudly lowers to questionable standards with women after midnight m, tending to find himself with moles, toads and rats (like Wind in the Willows).

Badger doesn’t have standards after midnight

Badger by Morty Pigdog October 29, 2021