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Definitions by Mortimer Maritimer

cuminsense 

possesing very little academic or common knowledge, but capable of animalistic feats in a bedroom setting.
Haley maintains a very high level of cuminsense.

shitstorming 

The act of cultivating ideas while relieving ones bowels.
The truth is that Sir Isaac Newton was struck with the concept of gravity whilst comfortably shitstorming within the confines of his home.
shitstorming by Mortimer Maritimer November 27, 2013