Moroni's definitions

mormon

A person who's life is directed by the LDS cult. A person who will some day become a god of his own universe and will have multiple wives in heaven to populate his universe. A person that uses the Bible as a hook in an attempt to lend legitimacy to LDS doctrine. A master professional brain washer.

Look there's another one of those future gods knocking on my door.

by Moroni January 18, 2005