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Definitions by Mormon Jesus

glicken bake 

When you penetrate a Kirkland signature chicken bake with a Costco hotdog
Person A: I was thinking of hitting the soup kitchen tonight… I haven’t eaten in 3 days and the fent is wearing off
Person B: nah fam just head to Costco and get that signature Glicken bake

Magilla Gorilla 

Usually a man, but sometimes a woman, who has a rocking hard body, but they're still to ugly to fuck.
Dude, I'm so drunk and horny I'd even fuck that Magilla Gorilla over there by the bar. As long as we don't kiss and it's doggy style.
Magilla Gorilla by Mormon Jesus January 21, 2010